Subject: Retired!!!

Working  people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.  We really have no  trouble in finding  interesting things to do.
    
For  example, the other day I went downtown to go to the newsstand for the Wall Street Journal so I could  track my investments. I was only  in there for about 5 minutes.

     When I  came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I   said to him, "Come on, man, how about  giving a retired person a break"?

     He ignored  me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi.

     He glared at me and wrote another  ticket for having worn tires.  So  I called him  a "doughnut eating Gestapo."

     He  finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket.This went on for about  20  minutes. The more I abused him, the  more tickets he wrote.

     Personally, I didn't care..... I came  downtown on the bus.

     The car  that he was putting the tickets on had a
bumper sticker   that said... "Hillary  in '08."